DOCTORS RECEPTIONIST:
Hello Mr. Simmons, I'm calling from Oakhouse Surgery to remind you to collect your prescription, your doctor is concerned that you haven't taken your medication and we must insist that you do, the consequences could be very serious. Please contact us back if you are unable to collect them. Thank you.
DAUGHTER:
Hey Dad! It's me. Mum said you were picking me up tomorrow from swimming. It finishes at 5, I was thinking we could do something after? Please don't forget this time. See you.
BOSS:
Russell, Craig here. I really didn’t want to make this phone call, but you haven't turned up to work or even answered my calls. I’m sorry but, I'm having to let you go. I know you’ve been struggling and I’ve done all I can to support you but you've really forced my hand here. Call me back as soon as you get this and we’ll talk about the redundancy… and what needs to be done next. Best wishes.
DAUGHTER:
Where are you? Its me - Sophie!? I’ve been waiting by the school gates for like an hour and it’s raining! Have you forgotten again? You always do this! Mum’s on her way now, just forget it.
EX WIFE:
Russell, it's me. I've had to cancel my meeting to pick Sophie up from swimming. You've let her down yet again, she isn't coming round this weekend, by the way... You owe her an apology. Oh, and another thing, Dave said he saw you at our house again last week, you can't start doing this, it's my house. I don't want to get the police involved but I will if I have to. *PAUSE* I'll pick her up from now on.
GIRLFRIEND:
Where the hell are you? Why aren't you returning my calls? Have I done something wrong? I didn't mean what I said about moving in together, I think we should take it slowly, it's too soon..just please call me back, I miss you. This is like the sixteenth time calling in a week and you haven't picked up once. Was it me? Look, it was a joke! It’s obviously too soon… but ,please call me back, I’m worried.
NEIGHBOUR:
Hey Russell, its Tim from 23A. I haven't seen you around in a while.. you okay buddy? Just letting you know that some other residents and I have noticed that your mailbox is overflowing a bit. I haven’t seen you around, otherwise I would have spoken to you face to face. It’s not an urgent problem, but if you could tidy up a bit it would be a great help. Thanks.
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